Perfect-But

Perfect, but her breath always smells like garlic Perfect, but she killed your dad Perfect, but there’s always sand in the bed Perfect, but you always have to walk everywhere you go Perfect, but she’s stupid Perfect, but she keeps a loaded crossbow under the bed “just in case” Perfect, but she makes you roleplay as her landlord every time you’re intimate Perfect, but she accidentally calls you by her exes’ name all the time ...