Perfect, But

Perfect, but her breath always smells like garlic

Perfect, but she killed your dad

Perfect, but there’s always sand in the bed

Perfect, but you always have to walk everywhere you go

Perfect, but she’s stupid

Perfect, but she keeps a loaded crossbow under the bed “just in case”

Perfect, but she makes you roleplay as her landlord every time you’re intimate

Perfect, but she accidentally calls you by her exes’ name all the time